Rough sex guide
Rough Sex Guide part 1. Rough Sex Guide part 1. So the other day I woke up and wasn’t feeling well. The dreaded post sex UTI had gotten me. This was not a good look. I spend way too much time with doctors and chemists discussing my sexual health. Something has to give. I’m guessing […]
Condoms part 1
A-Sexy: C is for Condoms part 1 Please don’t make me mention this one again. This could actually be a whole blog but I’ll keep it as brief as I can. Bring your own. Don’t assume hers will either fit or be available. Some women don’t like to look like they have sex too often. […]
I’ve got the power…point
So we met through a friend of his who I was sort of chatting to but not really because I’m not into men who wear white shoes and monitor my drinking. We chatted for a few weeks and finally the guy asked to take me out. We agreed to meet in Greenwich near Cutty Sarks. […]
Positive lies men tell pt1
I was inspired by @Leftysbetta to write the positive lies men tell. The lies we want to believe because we see them on TV and films and songs from the 90s and somewhere deep down we think this is what love is. I guess the sad part is that they are so convincing we do […]
Spank dat ass
A is for: Spank dat ass Ass vs Arse This entry is as short as the word. My name is Chelsea and….. I can’t say ass. I can write it but whenever I try to say it my mouth stretches weirdly and I think of Shakespeare or donkey’s. So the words “spank that ass” are […]
The unadventurous adventurer
The unadventurous adventurer Sexually adventurous has by it’s over use become redundant. I remember when tattoos and piercings were considered signs of an adventurous nature. In fact my parents said that they were signs of promiscuity when I was growing up. I now have both. Nearly everyone I meet has some ink or piercing. I […]
Grrrrrrrr
A-Sexy: A is for Angry sex part 2 The other kind of angry sex is the sort of angry sex some men perform when they are trying to angry fuck to someone else who hurt them. This is the repressed non-consensual angry sex not to be confused with makeup sex. The thing is I’m a […]
Nothing is wrong
A is for Angry Sex part 1 There are two types of Angry sex. The first is the makeup sex or ‘we are still technically fighting’ angry sex which we have in relationships. You’ve both said I’m sorry even though it’s entirely his fault (yeah I said it, sue me) and you decide to have […]
Arrogance and Basketball
A is for Arrogance part 1 I LOVE an arrogant man. It stinks of an ambitious and able nature that this woman cannot help but admire. The unnerving self-belief is so attractive, so alluring that I’m often ready to tear their clothes off before we’ve gotten home. Make them alpha men too and that’s it. […]
I apologise
I Apologise A is for Apology So he creeps back into the bed thinking she is asleep and then her eyes pop open. The next morning he admits to having been with someone else and says….I’m sorry. And Halle Berry says “Yeah you’re sorry. You’re sorry and you’re tired” And I never ever get tired […]