Nothing is wrong
A is for Angry Sex part 1 There are two types of Angry sex. The first is the makeup sex or ‘we are still technically fighting’ angry sex which we have in relationships. You’ve both said I’m sorry even though it’s entirely his fault (yeah I said it, sue me) and you decide to have […]
Arrogance and Basketball
A is for Arrogance part 1 I LOVE an arrogant man. It stinks of an ambitious and able nature that this woman cannot help but admire. The unnerving self-belief is so attractive, so alluring that I’m often ready to tear their clothes off before we’ve gotten home. Make them alpha men too and that’s it. […]
I apologise
I Apologise A is for Apology So he creeps back into the bed thinking she is asleep and then her eyes pop open. The next morning he admits to having been with someone else and says….I’m sorry. And Halle Berry says “Yeah you’re sorry. You’re sorry and you’re tired” And I never ever get tired […]
Ask and you shall receive
A-Sexy A is for Ask and you shall receive Before I begin I should make it clear that this is probably only my issue and maybe not one that most people have. That said I do think before you help yourself to someone’s body or belongings you should ask. Anal is just one example of […]
The truth about cats and dogs
A-Sexy : A for Animals: The truth about cats and dogs He’s hot, you’re hot, conversation flows, the eye contact over the coffees linger and you think this is perfect. I’m going to drop the panties. As they lead you into the bedroom you say a prayer to the Dating Gods that you decided on […]
The Proposal The Prep
The Proposal The Prep A male friend of mine told me that it’s really hard to propose. I think I was supposed to be sympathetic but quite honestly I wanted to shout, “Try strapping an African and English wedding onto your shoulders, dude” These things aren’t easy in comparison. But ok. Here are a few […]
The proposal The timing
The Proposal The timing It’s 29th of February so women are supposed to propose to the guy? Erm, not during a #datingrecession. Women are not about to buck tradition and get down on one rickety knee and I’ll tell you why…..it’s not our job to say when. That’s really the only thing you will ever […]
The blog starts
So you know when you turn up to those business networking do da things and they tell you that everyone is going to have to do a 60 second pitch? And you’re standing there thinking to yourself, “****! I’ve got half an idea, my deodorant stopped working around noon and I’m hungry.” Well that’s how […]
Thank you and update
Sex Etiquette ABC Hello my Precious, We have reached the end of the 30 day challenge and I’m going to miss blogging about random things from proposing (not looking good for my 29th February proposal. He appears to be on the run) to stupid questions men and women ask. Oh and a popular choice If […]
Once upon a time
Once upon a time What better way to end than with the beginning? Once upon a time there was a thirty something year old princess who lived in a shoebox. The recession had yet to descend like a fog over London and property prices were swirling out of control. She hadn’t always lived in a […]