The package flight
WARNING: I am writing this from a private beach in Talum so expect plenty of errors! So close friends decided to spend a month in Mexico this august. I agreed to meet them for a couple of weeks. The flight options were limited. I hate transfers and British airways were showing 2 transfers. How is one […]
Soho Screamer part 3 – Traffic People
So the dress that was taken in for DNA testing. It was fuchsia (not red PC Kent) and was the one dress I knew I could rely on to cover Maxine my budda belly without being black. I loved that dress. Oh the adventures we have had with dress! It flatters without being slutty. A […]
Positive lies men tell pt1
I was inspired by @Leftysbetta to write the positive lies men tell. The lies we want to believe because we see them on TV and films and songs from the 90s and somewhere deep down we think this is what love is. I guess the sad part is that they are so convincing we do […]
Spank dat ass
A is for: Ass vs Arse This entry is as short as the word. My name is Chelsea and….. I can’t say ass. I can write it but whenever I try to say it my mouth stretches weirdly and I think of Shakespeare or donkey’s. So the words “spank that ass” are not part of […]
The unadventurous adventurer
Sexually adventurous has by it’s over use become redundant. I remember when tattoos and piercings were considered signs of an adventurous nature. In fact my parents said that they were signs of promiscuity when I was growing up. I now have both. Nearly everyone I meet has some ink or piercing. I actually love discovering […]
Grrrrrrrr
A-Sexy: A is for Angry sex part 2 The other kind of angry sex is the sort of angry sex some men perform when they are trying to angry fuck to someone else who hurt them. This is the repressed non-consensual angry sex not to be confused with makeup sex. The thing is I’m a […]
Nothing is wrong
A is for Angry Sex part 1 There are two types of Angry sex. The first is the makeup sex or ‘we are still technically fighting’ angry sex which we have in relationships. You’ve both said I’m sorry even though it’s entirely his fault (yeah I said it, sue me) and you decide to have […]
