When hips DO lie – Super bowl Snides
So apparently the recent Superbowl has hurt a subsection of men and their wives who feel that it was all too sexual. J Lo and Shakira gyrated, showed their tongues, poled danced and basically pranced…
The 8 dating zones
Most men are rather linear. We think their vagueness is because they’re thinking and digesting our interactions. Dissecting conversations and evaluating our emotional connections. NOPE! They are but simple creatures and there are only about…
The LinkedIn Narcassist
LinkedIn I’m no stranger to narcassists as you well know. But what amazes me is their bounce back rate because they can’t believe that someone really sees through their bullshit. This dude sent me a…
Do I need a boyfriend?
Do I need a boyfriend? Well, my bathroom door is squeaky. I know this because, it squeaks and it is driving me crazy. I want to fix it. Ok I want it to be fixed. Squeaking reminds me of mice and we don’t do mice.
The Bank Boo
Yesterday I had to do the post xmas money shuffle at the bank. If you move more than a few hundred they start asking you questions to make sure I’m not being scammed. I was…
Flirting isn’t hard
So I’m chatting to one of my many male friends and he tells me that women are confusing. I sigh and roll my eyes. Like seriously, this again. I gently womansplain to him that if…
Shout Outs and Byes 2019
Shout Outs I write this from my flu bed. Unlike most of my male friends I have real flu not that man flu nonsense which is just a cold. I’m struggling to concentrate so may…
The Christmas Roundup 2019
The Christmas Roundup 2019 Time for the Christmas roundup. This one is late as the Christmas parties have long been over but to be fair there were 5 of them and I’ve just been trying…
The Smugly Knockout
So last night as everyone was watching a fit man being on an overweight uncle calling it Boxing, I went out with two work colleagues. What I thought would be a delightful tete a tete…
Mr 24 Hour Man Flu
So I woke up and, I had the man flu. Not the best start to a busy day of presenting and an interview but, I’m a woman. I stocked up on tissues and faced the…