Single Girls Survival Kit
Single Girls Survival Kit by Chelsea Black So. WW3 may be looming. Or maybe it’s already here — who knows anymore? Between the global chaos, the government’s latest “Oops, we did it again,” and your favourite dating app trying to match you with a man called AlphaBro47, it’s giving apocalypse with a side of ‘nah, […]
The Real Reason I Don’t Murder My Exes
I’ve been watching way too much Court TV and there are so many women fighting over exes and shit. I don’t know if I’d bother scratching cars or getting into a cat fight. My skin scars easily. But, hear me out, if murder for breach of promise was legal (infidelity, stealing, timewasting) then …well I […]
Why I hate Jeremy Clarkson on a cellular level
Why I hate Jeremy Clarkson on a cellular level: Once again an unfortunate looking middle aged celebrity white man has attacked a Black Woman who did nothing more but exist. But this time it’s different as he doesn’t even have to indicate why. Because it’s cellular. Jeremy Clarkson is so adamant that his hatred of […]
Supermarket Panic is Back
Supermarket Panic is Back: supermarket panic is back: So I watched with a somewhat wry amusement at the panic buying of petrol in London. I don’t have a car and don’t go anywhere so, boom, I’m fine. I don’t even order take out so I wouldn’t be affected. Not like the Nandos chicken crisis of […]
Nasty Neighbour Nonsense
Nasty Neighbour Nonsense Nasty Neighbour Nonsense: Yesterday I had a delightful lunch into supper with friends. It’s always lovely to hang with couples and just relax on a Saturday instead of the usual manic chores. They gifted me with two throws as, every knows and appreciates my allergy to cold weather. Then one of them […]
Is Boris Johnson a prize?
Competing for dick Is Boris Johnson a prize?: The sun is shining after the wettest May and, we my lovelies are ready to date again. Please note that I don’t date in Winter. The thought of getting undressed in new, non-temperature-controlled environments repulses me. It makes me physically ill. Anyway, I digress! Third wave or […]
Goodbye thank you and Happy New Year
Goodbye thank you and Happy New Year: The year of the rat ends on the 10th February. 11th February 2021 is the year of the Ox. New energy which we can all look forward to. Can’t wait. But before we get there it wouldn’t be right for me to leave this year without saying a […]
Grief gratitude and selflove
Grief gratitude and selflove : Weird time of year for everyone so I’ll keep this one short. Grief Grief gratitude and selflove: Grief is the worst kind of love. A love lost with no way of getting it back. I don’t think it gets easier. I think we get busier and fill our time with […]
Covid shopping rant
Covid Shopping Rant Shook off the blues by going food shopping and shouting at stupid people. Observations today include: 1.The British Education system has failed Waitrose customers. Some think 6 feet is 12 inches and others think it’s 12 feet. The queues were a mess. I can’t trust anything in there anymore. They do have […]
My Corona – a random story
This evening I was on the train chatting to my school teacher commuter friend Pam about how I was being treated like a leper because I had a cold and now was being forced to work from home for a few days until I recovered. She was sympathising with me when a whole heap of […]