The Real Reason I Don’t Murder My Exes
I’ve been watching way too much Court TV and there are so many women fighting over exes and shit. I don’t know if I’d bother scratching cars or getting into a cat fight. My skin scars easily. But, hear me out, if murder for breach of promise was legal (infidelity, stealing, timewasting) then …well I […]
Why I hate Jeremy Clarkson on a cellular level
Why I hate Jeremy Clarkson on a cellular level: Once again an unfortunate looking middle aged celebrity white man has attacked a Black Woman who did nothing more but exist. But this time it’s different as he doesn’t even have to indicate why. Because it’s cellular. Jeremy Clarkson is so adamant that his hatred of […]
Supermarket Panic is Back
So I watched with a somewhat wry amusement at the panic buying of petrol in London. I don’t have a car and don’t go anywhere so, boom, I’m fine. I don’t even order take out so I wouldn’t be affected. Not like the Nandos chicken crisis of 2021 or the toilet paper / pasta bulk […]
Covid shopping rant
Covid Shopping Rant Shook off the blues by going food shopping and shouting at stupid people. Observations today include: 1.The British Education system has failed Waitrose customers. Some think 6 feet is 12 inches and others think it’s 12 feet. The queues were a mess. I can’t trust anything in there anymore. They do have […]
How Caroline Flack highlights hypocrisy and the erasure of black women
Suicide is sad. Nobody should ever feel like that’s their only solution. Some of you may feel that this is way too soon but then no journalist felt it was too soon to talk about Kobe Bryant’s acquitted rape case so, here goes nothing! Valentine’s day deaths always remind me of Reeva Steenkamp. The […]
When hips DO lie – Super bowl Snides
So apparently the recent Superbowl has hurt a subsection of men and their wives who feel that it was all too sexual. J Lo and Shakira gyrated, showed their tongues, poled danced and basically pranced about on state for however long whilst the majority of people went to put the kettle on. Because what’s a […]
Shout Outs and Byes 2019
Shout Outs I write this from my flu bed. Unlike most of my male friends I have real flu not that man flu nonsense which is just a cold. I’m struggling to concentrate so may add to this as the week goes on or make horrendous spelling mistakes. Forgive me? Yes a lot of us […]
