The green banana
The green banana boy I spoke to a friend of mine the other day about my love of plantain. They suggested I try green banana as it’s healthier. I promptly ventured into Fulham to find…
The birthday balloon
The birthday balloon: So the other day I was at a birthday party with my friend Linda. It was a slightly older crowd with kids so kind of like a mini wedding. These are the…
My African Valentine
As you know my precious Valentine’s Day has been a series of curses for a while now. You can go through and read all of my V day disasters from the disappearing one to the…
The cracked lips experience
Last week I met up with an old friend. He’s really old. Like 90s friend old when we were all pretending to be American and cool old. I don’t really like meeting with old…
New Year Matchmaking
New Year Matchmaking: So towards the end of the year I met a guy. Not true, I’d met him the previous year but as the Christmas parties begin we know that introverts come out…
New Year 2015
This will be short and sweet as I’ve given up new year’s resolutions as a new year’s resolution but, I do feel that as it’s the first Monday of the year I have to put…
My dating year in review.
Fuck Facebook and their year in review. It tells me what I already know: My dating year was pretty piss poor. The few and far between this year haven’t helped me. Most of my dating…
The ex distress
So there is this new phenomenon where men think they’ll try to be honest. They thing that it’s cute. Or refreshing. But, it must stop. From telling women that you wish you could rape…
My Sunday night in with eHarmony
My Sunday night in with eHarmony: Short and sweet as my bath is running and I have to get into sea moss stress relieving hydro soak. As I write this blog I’m sipping on some…
Is it cheating ?
Cheating is a funny thing. For many it isn’t cheating unless there was penetration involved and even then it’s only cheating if you get caught. Yes I’ve heard it all from, ‘It was just a…