Street Wastemen Opportunitists
Street Wastemen Opportunitists Summer brings out all sorts of Street Wastement Opportunists so be on your guard my precious and hope they are just chatters and not grabbers. I didn’t bask in the sun today.…
22.5 things I learned in 22.5 hours of hospital
Warning: Long post Rant Just to be clear there were 6 of us in a bays. Oncololgy Orla who had the only visitors and is married to Dickhead Derek; Pneumonia Norma who only revealed her…
My New Year’s Wish
New Year’s Wishes Hopefully you have fully recovered from your NYE antics and are ready to start the year ahead. I wanted to take a moment to talk about resolutions. Let’s face it, resolutions can…
The Saturday booty call clock
So over the years I’ve noticed a pattern to male behaviour on a Saturday. The sociologist in me has studied this further and my vague records show that there is indeed a pattern to football…
Management of facebook tragedy
The management of tragedy on facebook Media – Horror! Something bad has happened and it involves a Western Country! You must care. Right – Fuck this! Let’s blame the minority we fear may take over…
Dream Dampeners Please Eff Off
So recently I’ve shared some of my more vanilla fantasies and dreams with friends only to have them dampened. In certain cases there has been clear evidence of attempted dream sabotage. Go get your own…
Facebook and relationship status for beginners
The Philosophy of Facebook Philosophical question time. If a relationship isn’t on Facebook does it really exist? That’s right. Let’s talk facebook and relationship status for beginners. So yesterday I posted a meme which suggested…
How to Netflix and Chill
Netflix and Chill is now a thing. Brothers, my brothers. I know that times have been hard. I sympathise. We’ve gone through another recession and a Conservative government but, why does dating have to suffer?…
Why Halle berry didn’t fail
Last night there were a couple of posts on Facebook about the recent decision by Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry to get a divorce. Divorce happens. They seem to be handling it sensibly with a…
The Lunchtime Crush and Burn
lunch Back at work and I’d just sat down with my Monday morning feast of cottage pie, chips and beans. Yes, I know that’s double potato but the way Maxine Budda Belly works she’s comfortable…