Tis the season to be scammed
So, a spot of online coaching this morning. A guy tells me that he’s been scammed twice by women with poor English in Africa. He sent them both money for airfares went to the airport…
3 ways to find a date for Valentine’s day
The date escaped me yesterday but it was indeed the 14th and therefore only one whole month before the pressure of Valentine’s day. I know I’ve had some absolute disasters my precious but I’m an…
5 ways to kill a crush
Why kill a crush? A crush is a warm delicious secret you hold dear to you in which you’re a size 8, they are available and you live happily ever after. You can ignore the…
Fabulosity2014
Fabulosity2014 Santa didn’t get a Christmas wishlist last year. I decided that despite my best efforts (I’ve written that dude poems and prayers to no avail) that I may have to take matters into my…
The Venus retrograde call
The phone rang and it was a private number. I braced myself. Yes I knew that it could be a credit card company but it’s 2014. I’m fearless. Sadly it was worse. It was the…
singletinis woes
Singletinis Woes Conversation with Mama Black: Mama: So your sister is pregnant Me: I know Mama: And on her first try!! Me: I know Mama: Didn’t you and XXX try for ages? Me: Yes we…
The Christmas Party round up
The Christmas Party round up I’ve been ranting all day about the pitiful pickings at this year’s xmas party and I feel that one piece may help erase the memory of last night forever. First…
Mr Pounded Yam
Mr Pounded Yam My first mistake was that I went to a Christmas party. I know my precious I’m not a massive fan of work related xmas parties either but this was a social group.…
Vive la Révolution!!! 24 hour tubes
So today I did my usual evening walk into Waitrose to get essentials such as fresh mint and Weetabix. You know how a girl needs her strength. The Kings Road Waitrose has the newspapers at…
He wants a baby
The other day I saw a man in his 40s post that he wanted a young woman because he wanted to have a baby. Look at him bravely putting out there that he wants to…