The email or drunken dial part II
It started off like so many other nights did with one vodka cranberry too many. Subsequently I recall drunken dialling an old friend from the back of a black cab at silly o’clock declaring my…
My shameless night
After the sex club experience I was sent an invitation to a private party where the main meal was billed as….black men. Yes my precious, I had stumbled across an appreciation society for black men…
Mr Sway
It was one of those work dinners I hate. Dry food punctuated by the free glass of flat and warm fizzy wine. And, all with the joyous company of workmates you avoid for most of…
A night of white passion
A night of white passion It was one of those nights. A group of us out and about and we had just discovered a new cocktail – The White Passion. I insisted that there was…
The sex test
So today I got a fright. Today my precious for an hour of my life I lost my fabulousness. It started well. Waking up singing Akuna Matata I remembered that I’d had a heap of…
The Dating Oath
After a series of bad internet dates I had given up on dating. I had instead become obsessed with finding perfection in a romantic film where one or both the protagonists don’t die, stutter their…
The sex club date
Whilst virtual dating I tripped across an older guy who wasn’t my type but he insisted that we could be friends. I have since learned that this is no such thing as virtual friends who…
Beam me up
Beam me up Last night I was watching Love, Sex and Eating the Bones which is about a man whose porn addiction impacts on his relationship. Which reminded me of my short relationship with Afroman.…
The Nollywood date
The Nollywood Date I can’t say as I have much time for Nollywood since my encounter with an obsessed fan. After weeks of internet flirting we met at a bar and…..there was an awful lot…
The 5Cs
The 5 Cs Ok so one of my friends kindly pointed out that I never did get around to expanding on the 5 Cs at the end of ‘Just say no’ ( http://www.chelsea-black.com/just-say-no/) I therefore…