I apologise
I Apologise A is for Apology So he creeps back into the bed thinking she is asleep and then her eyes pop open. The next morning he admits to having been with someone else and says….I’m sorry. And Halle Berry says “Yeah you’re sorry. You’re sorry and you’re tired” And I never ever get tired […]
A for Announcements: Ladies and Gentlemen!
A-Sexy : A for Announcements: Ladies and Gentlemen! Anticipation is a wonderful thing. I was once out with my then boyfie and something must have got him in the mood because he suddenly said “I’m going to F*ck you so hard when we get home, you’ll have to take tomorrow off.” Suddenly he had my […]
A for Anal: A pain in the Arse
A-Sexy : A for Anal: A pain in the Arse Guys, this is not something that you can just slip, stab or stick in willy nilly (no pun, just bum intended). Please stop trying this manoeuvre and thinking we won’t notice. When our backs are turned we assume that you can be trusted not to […]
The truth about cats and dogs
A-Sexy : A for Animals: The truth about cats and dogs He’s hot, you’re hot, conversation flows, the eye contact over the coffees linger and you think this is perfect. I’m going to drop the panties. As they lead you into the bedroom you say a prayer to the Dating Gods that you decided on […]
The Proposal The Prep
The Proposal The Prep A male friend of mine told me that it’s really hard to propose. I think I was supposed to be sympathetic but quite honestly I wanted to shout, “Try strapping an African and English wedding onto your shoulders, dude” These things aren’t easy in comparison. But ok. Here are a few […]
The proposal The timing
The Proposal The timing It’s 29th of February so women are supposed to propose to the guy? Erm, not during a #datingrecession. Women are not about to buck tradition and get down on one rickety knee and I’ll tell you why…..it’s not our job to say when. That’s really the only thing you will ever […]
The blog starts
So you know when you turn up to those business networking do da things and they tell you that everyone is going to have to do a 60 second pitch? And you’re standing there thinking to yourself, “****! I’ve got half an idea, my deodorant stopped working around noon and I’m hungry.” Well that’s how […]
Thank you and update
Sex Etiquette ABC Hello my Precious, We have reached the end of the 30 day challenge and I’m going to miss blogging about random things from proposing (not looking good for my 29th February proposal. He appears to be on the run) to stupid questions men and women ask. Oh and a popular choice If […]
Once upon a time
Once upon a time What better way to end than with the beginning? Once upon a time there was a thirty something year old princess who lived in a shoebox. The recession had yet to descend like a fog over London and property prices were swirling out of control. She hadn’t always lived in a […]
The cock call
The cock call Last night I was booty called. Yes I know my precious I’m appalled too. Not because it shouldn’t happen but because this is a guy I haven’t heard from in 3 weeks, had bad sex ages ago and now he thinks it’s ok to call me at 2.30 asking if I want […]