Sun Garden Me
Sun garden me So in the 4 years that I’ve been living in the garden I’ve only been out in the garden….twice. I know these are terrible stats especially as when I was sold the…
Sunworshippers celebrate!
The shorts and Brixton The sun is out and I my precious am a sun worshipper. This means a lot of different things to everyone. Some see it as an opportunity to sit in parks…
Reverse Snobbery Dating
Reverse snobbery dating My friends I have been a victim. A victim of yet another bad date you ask in shock? No. This time it is a lot worse. I am a victim of reverse snobbery.…
Equalities Dating
A-Sexy: E is for Equalities Dating Guys are always complaining about the list. And I can’t help but agree with them. There needs to be some values that you hold dear and some deal breakers…
Watch the Throne
Speaking of cool and my lack thereof I managed to score two tickets to the Watch the Throne concert at O2. I’m not going to lie my precious my music taste is eclectic at best…
We cool?
We cool? I was just talking to a friend and we agreed that passive aggressive behaviour is no longer a female thing. Men when dating it do it to and there is one phrase they…
The promoter part 2
I don’t like being made to wait to get into an empty club. I don’t like it when people forget that I’m the one paying for a service. And most of all I dislike people…
The promoter part 1
Those of you online today will notice that I’ve discovered a new pet peeve. A group that winds me up more than men I date, you ask? Or rogue plumbers? Yes indeed this group are…
Crushed
My friend was chatting to a girl he knew liked him because he was a bit bored and I suspect horny. He had no intention of getting with her and did explain to her that…
The British Gas Angel
He’s back! So last night there was a horrible noise like someone was being choked and my bath water went cold…I figured this was just next doors plumbing going wrong but no it was mine.…