The friendzone insult
So to put this guy into perspective we went on 1 date over 5 years ago. He asked and I didn’t see a reason to say no. I should have considered the obvious issues;…
Signs of a crush
Beforehand you thought they were just ok but now they’re actually beautiful to you You think about how your names will look together You ask yourself profound questions like how would he get on with…
Is he the one?
We could argue that there isn’t a THE ONE. That there are many ones. That some of us will settle for he’ll do, let’s keep it moving. A lot of people ask how I will…
Mr Marcus and the syphilis
I’ll keep it short and sweet. I’m angry. Porn as I know it has been compromised and no one messes with the sanctity of porn. BBC Pack Here’s the deal. There are a number of…
Does Dick size matter?
Sometimes you have to sit down and ask yourself some life defining questions. Why am I here? Will I be a good mother? Why am I such a size queen? Does dick size matter? Hmmmmm…….…
The single childless woman
You still don’t have kids!! I called an old friend last week after 2 years of no contact. Like me he is divorced. Unlike he me has a child. I discovered that he got married…
The toothbrush
So recently I broke up with someone. It was completely his fault. I know I’m a princess and that can be challenging to the less confident man but this one just couldn’t get his shit…
The singletini mix
The singletini mix It sounds like the simplest answer in the world but the best way to get into a relationship is to be happy alone. People are drawn to positivity and happy people. Some,…
relationship status – are we dating?
So recently I had the talk with a young man about what we were doing. He thought we were dating. I thought we were talking. Why the big difference? I explained that as far as…
Bad Boys
Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you…..We DATE THEM apparently So I was recently on the Chrissy B Show talking about bad boys. I have…