- Beforehand you thought they were just ok but now they’re actually beautiful to you
- You think about how your names will look together
- You ask yourself profound questions like how would he get on with your parents
- You’re watching porn and at the money shot they pop into your head
- You’re willing to overlook the fact that they barely know you exist
- You find nearly everything they say funny, cute or extremely deep
- Random pop songs remind you of them
- You imagine them saying really intelligent things and you nodding sagely when really they’re superficial.
- You check their Facebook page every once in a while (5 times a day) even though they rarely update it
- You finally have that other person in your wedding fantasies and it doesn’t look half bad.
- The thought of them crushing on you back freaks you out and would ruin the crush
- You spend an inordinate amount of time talking to them ….in your head
© Chelsea Black