. It’s a bitch being single in winter. You have to crawl out of bed and make your own hot drinks. If the boiler breaks down you have to call British Gas instead of just… 12 reasons why being a single in summer rocks
The old perverts I have a friend. Or perhaps I should say an old friend. He is both older and someone from the past. In an attempt at transparency I must add at this point… Old perverts
So to put this guy into perspective we went on 1 date over 5 years ago. He asked and I didn’t see a reason to say no. I should have considered the obvious issues;… The friendzone insult
Beforehand you thought they were just ok but now they’re actually beautiful to you You think about how your names will look together You ask yourself profound questions like how would he get on with… Signs of a crush
We could argue that there isn’t a THE ONE. That there are many ones. That some of us will settle for he’ll do, let’s keep it moving. A lot of people ask how I will… Is he the one?
Sometimes you have to sit down and ask yourself some life defining questions. Why am I here? Will I be a good mother? Why am I such a size queen? Does dick size matter? Hmmmmm…….… Does Dick size matter?
You still don’t have kids!! I called an old friend last week after 2 years of no contact. Like me he is divorced. Unlike he me has a child. I discovered that he got married… The single childless woman
So recently I broke up with someone. It was completely his fault. I know I’m a princess and that can be challenging to the less confident man but this one just couldn’t get his shit… The toothbrush
There is one episode of Seinfeld that really resonates with me as a singletini. The one where Elaine Benes interviews guys for sponge worthiness. Why? Because they had stopped making her favourite kind of sponge… Sex chocolate and the sponge worthy
The singletini mix It sounds like the simplest answer in the world but the best way to get into a relationship is to be happy alone. People are drawn to positivity and happy people. Some,… The singletini mix