Why Halle berry didn’t fail
Last night there were a couple of posts on Facebook about the recent decision by Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry to get a divorce. Divorce happens. They seem to be handling it sensibly with a…
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The Lunchtime Crush and Burn
lunch Back at work and I’d just sat down with my Monday morning feast of cottage pie, chips and beans. Yes, I know that’s double potato but the way Maxine Budda Belly works she’s comfortable…
Where to find the men in London
I’m constantly asked where to find black men in London. If I knew I wouldn’t be single I retort snidely but then last night….I found the mecca. It’s only taken 10 years of looking, an…
Why a woman pays the bill
I’ve changed the title but it’s the same text. We all need to eat so please stop using dating as a cheap way to avoid cooking an spending your own money! Ladies, that means you…
How to kill a relationship in 36 questions
So the New York times posted an article on a sure fire way to get to know your partner and therefore fall in love. Some of the questions are a tad too existential for my…
Going Ghost
Going Ghost Another Mercury Retrograde done in which the exes came out in full, glorious swing. But then it ended and so did their incessant morning gorgeous and night beautiful /hope you’re ok whatsapps of…
When the Ex gets you Vex
So as you all know I have a nigistent ex aptly named Nigistence 36. Not his birth name. The break up was caused my his obsession with my butt and an inability to demonstrate any…
The Curb Crawler
I was going to write a cheerful tale of an ex but this will have to do instead. Last night I was walking back from French class. A walk I’ve been doing all year around…
Blue Moon : Stupid Cupid
Last day of July was a blue moon which has some sort of significance. It was also Orgasm Day which when you’re single is one of those days you know wasn’t designed for you. It…
Looking for Love Part 3 Plenty of Fuckeries
As you know my precious I am retired from Plenty of Fish due to having a full time job and some unsavoury hook ups but I can’t deny that it gives you a wide…