Stupid Questions Women Ask part 3
So you’ve got the man. God knows how you tricked him into thinking you’re not crazy but well done. Take a bow. And you are feeling all smug and neglect all your single friends until you have a relationship problem. Big mistake my precious because we know how to handle your crazy and neurosis whereas […]
Stupid Questions Women Ask Part 2
2) So, do you have kids? Here’s the thing. If he has kids then surely he will at some point mention it? But because he is still just thinking about sex and you are thinking about the potential FuHu this is a silly question to ask. Some lie and deny their kids exist or worse, […]
Stupid questions women ask pt 1
So this has taken longer to write simply because there aren’t as many stupid women questions as compared to the ones men ask. I lie I lie! We too can be just as dating dumb. I’m going to set the scenario for you. The evening thus far has been full of banter and the joys […]
Stupid Questions men ask part 1
Stupid Questions men ask part 1 I know that dating can be nerve wracking for some people. But I don’t know why as at the end of the day you should be more worried that they impress you than whether or not you impress them but then, this is coming from the queen of first […]
The Wanker
I have met some interesting characters. Some cute others weird and some so scary that I have their details in a file called Missing in case I ever go missing. Please my precious review this file carefully and submit to the appropriate authorities if ever you lose me. One of these characters was a guy […]
5 reasons NOT to get into a relationship
Don’t get me wrong my precious I love being single but sometimes I question the reasons I have for getting into one. So here are my reasons for NOT getting into a relationship ….despite pressure from your mother. 1) Because you feel sorry for him The pitiful man who tells you his whole sad life […]
The grill guy
I was out one night with friends celebrating my cousin’s birthday. For some strange reason I was having a Mary Quant week and had turned up in a 60s psychedelic chick dress, boots and a cropped red wig. I stood out. The thing with birthday parties on a Friday is that some people feel the […]
The dating duo
The dating duo Although I’ve dated a lot it’s an exhausting and time consuming activity at the worst of times. There’s all that getting ready, then chatting nonsense on the phone, making arrangements then actually travelling to meet them. Hence I created the 45 minute dating zone rule. What men don’t know is that there’s […]
The Pencil date
The Pencil date So there was a time whilst internet dating thatI thought that like so many others I would give Plenty of Fish a go. It’s free, it’s active and it has the highest number of black men on there that I’ve seen on the web. Did I mention that it’s free? Hmmmm Apart […]
The virtual dick
We met on one of those adult friend sites. I know my precious, but, he was hot. He told me he was well hung and sent text pictures to validate his claims. Oh, and he was African. I really couldn’t ask for more from a potential friend with benefits. But then he insisted that I […]