The Waiter
As a pivotal birthday was looming I realised that my life plan had gone remarkably wrong. I was in the middle of an amicable divorce, wasn’t making any money and was heavier than anyone my… The Waiter
Watford Gap
Watford Gap I wasn’t going to write about this one but then he spotted some of my posts on Facebook and insisted that I didn’t write about him. So I’m promptly ignoring him I met… Watford Gap
I keep on fallin’
AHe was tall, dark and African arrogant with a vulnerable smile. I met him at a social mixer and I put on my best flirt face. Yes, I can fake it when necessary my precious.… I keep on fallin’
The dating duo
The dating duo Although I’ve dated a lot it’s an exhausting and time consuming activity at the worst of times. There’s all that getting ready, then chatting nonsense on the phone, making arrangements then actually… The dating duo
The virtual dick
We met on one of those adult friend sites. I know my precious, but, he was hot. He told me he was well hung and sent text pictures to validate his claims. Oh, and he… The virtual dick
Flying without wings
Flying without wings Sometimes the joy of internet dating is like the joy of eating out. Sometimes you want a good home cook meal that someone else has cooked or a fancy restaurant and sometimes… Flying without wings
The secret agent -sex date
This is a sex date so be warned. Every once in a while the internet dating gods deem you worthy of a good experience. They didn’t bestow this blessing often and never on match.com but… The secret agent -sex date
The Dating Oath
After a series of bad internet dates I had given up on dating. I had instead become obsessed with finding perfection in a romantic film where one or both the protagonists don’t die, stutter their… The Dating Oath
The Cosmo trip
Some people find it strange that I don’t really read women’s magazines. It’s a painful memory my precious but I remember with clarity the day I decided to divorce them and the cocktail one in… The Cosmo trip