Ode to Stu, my angel in blue (thank you)
UPDATE: I wrote this in September 2008 , (I know I know I’m always late).Yes, when I first started my tumultuous affair with that best of institutions, British gas home care. I called in distress…
My last internet date (aka why I’m on a permanent break)
It all started on match.com. (Can I sue for distress?) I met a guy called John, 34, a banker from Zanzibar, 6’2 and keen. This wasn’t my usual 50+ white guy from Holland/Germany/Austria. Anyway we…
My Funny Valentine
There is something rather special when you meet someone and they sell themselves as a traveller, a business man, a lover of romance. Their vision for the future is exciting and their sense of humour…
Mr. Deleted
So I meet him online and we click. He’s uber intelligent and witty with hot photos to boot. Yeah I can be superficial. Sue me. Anyhoo I ask the question anything on your profile that isn’t true? This has become a standard internet date question as it avoids protests months down the line that they do it to avoid being stalked or women finding out their real identify. Like I really think their mothers named them Drlove. So he admits to being married.
Ladies – what to avoid
There are a number of my friends whom I love dearly but they drive me mad with their complaints about their men. Let’s face it none of us are perfect and men particularly so but….neither are we ladies. Yes I said it. So here are your 14 valentine’s tips for longer lasting relationships. And yes, I used to have them!!
14 tips for a long lasting Valentine’s
As I have no chance of a Valentine this year I have decided that my gift will have to be tips to the next man. So here it is my Valentines 14 tips for my Fubo. (future boyfriend) that I think will help keep me and most women sweet and loving.
Perfectly valid reasons to have meaningless sex
16. He’s a celebrity. Well, he has a fan page on facebook. It counts.
17. You don’t want the condoms to expire unused
18. You just found out your ex is having sex. How dare he after only…..6 months!!
Thank You Guys…
So I know I write a lot about the dodgy men I date, almost date or run screaming from but as Thanksgiving looms I want to thank all of the men that help keep hope…
Memorable dates of 2009: Mr. Valentine
There are times in the year that are just not for the single girl. Valentine is one of these times. The constant questions from well meaning loved ones and smugly paired off couples on whether…
Hold it in
Hello. Just another column to make sure you are still out there. If you recognise you, sorry!! So I have a new theory on getting a man that’s so simple even I can follow it.…