The Benefits Fraud
The Benefits Fraud After The Smell I was ready to avoid Battersea altogether but then 3 things worked in the next guy’s favour. 1) He was cute. I’m a sucker for that Notting hill/ bloc… The Benefits Fraud
The Battersea Smell
The Battersea Smell There are clues to look for when you are internet dating. Old worn photos from another era, claims of a height under 5’9 (everyone knows men add 2-4 inches onto everything) and… The Battersea Smell
Ode to Stu, my angel in blue (thank you)
UPDATE: I wrote this in September 2008 , (I know I know I’m always late).Yes, when I first started my tumultuous affair with that best of institutions, British gas home care. I called in distress… Ode to Stu, my angel in blue (thank you)
My last internet date (aka why I’m on a permanent break)
It all started on match.com. (Can I sue for distress?) I met a guy called John, 34, a banker from Zanzibar, 6’2 and keen. This wasn’t my usual 50+ white guy from Holland/Germany/Austria. Anyway we… My last internet date (aka why I’m on a permanent break)
My Funny Valentine
There is something rather special when you meet someone and they sell themselves as a traveller, a business man, a lover of romance. Their vision for the future is exciting and their sense of humour… My Funny Valentine
It’s a group thang!
Facebook groups. Gone are the days when we used to have to find dodgy chat rooms commandeered by some unemployed nutter. No, now we have legitimised chatrooms with groups that appear to be there to… It’s a group thang!
The black body beautiful
I’ve signed up to do a nude photoshoot. I know I know my precious I shouldn’t make bets or say yes to anything when under the influence of alcohol, sugar or romantic comedies. But it… The black body beautiful
Mr. Deleted
So I meet him online and we click. He’s uber intelligent and witty with hot photos to boot. Yeah I can be superficial. Sue me. Anyhoo I ask the question anything on your profile that isn’t true? This has become a standard internet date question as it avoids protests months down the line that they do it to avoid being stalked or women finding out their real identify. Like I really think their mothers named them Drlove. So he admits to being married.
Ladies – what to avoid
There are a number of my friends whom I love dearly but they drive me mad with their complaints about their men. Let’s face it none of us are perfect and men particularly so but….neither are we ladies. Yes I said it. So here are your 14 valentine’s tips for longer lasting relationships. And yes, I used to have them!!
14 tips for a long lasting Valentine’s
As I have no chance of a Valentine this year I have decided that my gift will have to be tips to the next man. So here it is my Valentines 14 tips for my Fubo. (future boyfriend) that I think will help keep me and most women sweet and loving.