The resolutions
The resolutions Every year I made the same 3 resolutions: lose weight, get into a meaningful relationship and buy lots of heels. I know my precious, there was little sign of any weight loss and… The resolutions
The virtual dick
We met on one of those adult friend sites. I know my precious, but, he was hot. He told me he was well hung and sent text pictures to validate his claims. Oh, and he… The virtual dick
Flying without wings
Flying without wings Sometimes the joy of internet dating is like the joy of eating out. Sometimes you want a good home cook meal that someone else has cooked or a fancy restaurant and sometimes… Flying without wings
The gift gap
I still feel a little queasy when I recall the moment of shame with amazing clarity. You know how it is my precious when you become friends with a guy and quickly they permeate into… The gift gap
The sex test
So today I got a fright. Today my precious for an hour of my life I lost my fabulousness. It started well. Waking up singing Akuna Matata I remembered that I’d had a heap of… The sex test
The Dating Oath
After a series of bad internet dates I had given up on dating. I had instead become obsessed with finding perfection in a romantic film where one or both the protagonists don’t die, stutter their… The Dating Oath
The sex club date
Whilst virtual dating I tripped across an older guy who wasn’t my type but he insisted that we could be friends. I have since learned that this is no such thing as virtual friends who… The sex club date
Beam me up
Beam me up Last night I was watching Love, Sex and Eating the Bones which is about a man whose porn addiction impacts on his relationship. Which reminded me of my short relationship with Afroman.… Beam me up
The Nollywood date
The Nollywood Date I can’t say as I have much time for Nollywood since my encounter with an obsessed fan. After weeks of internet flirting we met at a bar and…..there was an awful lot… The Nollywood date