Tube Guy
Tube Guy I feel I need to explain as some of you think I’m an ungrateful bitch. I am but, that is not always the case. Sunday I got a facebook message inviting me to…
Mr Handsome part 3
Mr Handomse Part 3 So I get back from my morning waddle and I see a perplexing message on my whatsapp. I am yet to save Mr Handsome’s number on my phone but, now with…
Mr Tesco 2013
Firstly, I think I’ve already had a Mr Tesco. A vague memory of a customer with mental health issues a few years ago. So this is my 2013 experience tonight. Secondly, I want to make…
Mr Handsome Part 2
So after the call last week Mr Handsome said he would call me at 7.30 to 8pm on Thursday. 25 hour later on Friday at 9pm I receive the following phone call : Me: Hello?…
Mr Handsome
Mr Handsome So yesterday I was sitting at home in my usual semi naked state contemplating the fast approaching end to the weekend. Yes it sounds dramatic but I really don’t’ think Sundays are long…
Dating a Man child
Dating a Man child You know the man who is really a child and after a while you turn into their mother? Well, the man child has become fashionable with many blaming house prices and…
We are going to Ibiza
We’re going to Ibiza! This isn’t an ode to my love of 90s music and Vengaboys although I can be found on a dance floor near you when they come on. Nothing beats a boom…
Is ugly the new virtual threat?
As some of you know I’ve recently taken up the hobby of watching Catfish. I almost caught myself watching a Catfish episode of Dr. Phil before slapping myself hard and telling myself that even some…
Choosing Happy
Short and sweet as I obviously have things to do that I’m avoiding. I’m the Queen of Procrastination. I’m constantly writing lists of future achievements and things that I would like to have. Like to…
Lessons from Catfish
So last week I had the flu. I thought it was man flu but then was informed by a man that man flu cannot happen to a ) women and b) single people so I…