Who is Mr BIG?
A – Sexy B is for Big Dicks (As requested by @Farzanabanana) I always wondered if Mr Big was called Mr. big because he was ….well big! I mean yes he had money and status but there was something about the way he ran game all over our girl Carrie that made you wonder if […]
I like Big Butts
A -Sexy B is for Big Butts or The Butt Effect Updated Read the original Butt Effect here When I was in Miami my best friend bought me a Sir mix a lot T shirt. I still have it today. I like Big Butts it announced. 36-25-36. Er, what if yours is bigger? What if […]
Big butt etiquette
A -sexy: B is for Big butt etiquette So you’re a butt guy and you want to know how not to mess that up? You are going to have to learn to respect it without being an obvious arse licker (pun and pum intended) 1) Do not keep telling her that the thing you love […]
Nothing is wrong
A is for Angry Sex part 1 There are two types of Angry sex. The first is the makeup sex or ‘we are still technically fighting’ angry sex which we have in relationships. You’ve both said I’m sorry even though it’s entirely his fault (yeah I said it, sue me) and you decide to have […]
A for Anal: A pain in the Arse
A-Sexy : A for Anal: A pain in the Arse Guys, this is not something that you can just slip, stab or stick in willy nilly (no pun, just bum intended). Please stop trying this manoeuvre and thinking we won’t notice. When our backs are turned we assume that you can be trusted not to […]
My life in porn
The opening scene My first memory of porn was when I was 9 or 10 playing football on a field near our house. There were some woods and something special had been found there. OMG had they found the gold at the end of the rainbow? Was it a mysterious well of never ending Twix? […]
Dating younger men: 4 Reasons why you should
Life is wonderful. You are constantly out, the champagne is flowing and your life is being carefully documented through Facebook photo albums. It limits the number of times you can wear the same outfit but apart from that all is well. I was very clear that I dated men that were older and had the […]
The gym giant
Hello We met at an event I was running. Don’t ask me why but he was standing on the side determined not to enjoy himself or crack a smile and I saw…..a challenge. Luckily for me the dress I wore decided that buttons were an inconvenience and lost them as I sashayed over. He gave […]
My African Lecturer
This post was originally written for www.adventuresfrom.com a great sexy blog from the African perspective So it was my first year of university and I had developed a teenage tendency to crush hard and assume that every man I met was the one. I was young I was naïve but the one thing I wasn’t […]
My first (sex) date
My first (sex) date Tired of internet dating in my search for Fubo (future boyfriend) I figured why not take a time out and try out these adult sites. So I signed up and was astounded by the response. Unlike match.com I got loads of interest. Apparently not only were there few women on there […]