Last minute play calls
So the next day after a decent night’s sleep I’m rudely woken by a call from a number I don’t recognise. I pick it up as is my terrible habit and say hello….it’s one of…
Broken Biscuits and the musician
Broken Biscuits and the musician So I was kind of enjoying my week of being a good girl in the eyes of Goldie at least. I mean it does seem to be rather an effective…
The morning after the night before prayer
The morning after the night before prayer Thank you for the friends I have with whom I laugh and cry Thanks to dodgy pick-up lines that make me roll my eyes Thank you for the…
A quick drink
So Friday night I had plans. I was going to go for a quick drink then to a singles networking event. I got home around 2, drunk and piecing together the night through flashbacks and…
Goldie vs the first date
Goldie vs the first date You may want to read more on Goldie and how we met So Goldie and I talk and he says that he wants to take me out next Sunday. So…
Goldie vs Golden Arches
I’m going to have to kick off with a disclaimer. I don’t have anything again people with gold teeth. I just think it looks horrible especially on incisors. I know, I know. It’s my issue.…
She’s got a ticket
So remember the guy I went out with a couple of weeks ago? 3 kids, a taste for porsches, gold teeth and a chip the size of a diamond mine? He’s got a fast car?…
Revolution Guy
So the other day I tried to get into a party and couldn’t get in. I wouldn’t have minded by why wait 40 minutes before informing people that it’s not going to happen for them…
He’s got a fast car – Tracy chapman part 1
So last week I had a date. I call it a date as he paid for lunch and when I did the purse reach (I was raised well) he said, “Don’t worry, you can get…
Summer of Nigistence
Summer of Nigistence Now I complain about Nigistence a lot. I know but there is a reason my precious. West African men are already persistence enough but they also tend towards an unusual bum fetish…