The epic adventure of black theatre in London
So last night I was invited to a press night of a new black play. I’m not going to lie, I was really pissed off. Monday is my standard training night and I was missing…
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Get Dating Ready
Get Dating Ready So I talk a lot about getting emotionally ready to date. I’ve written a whole book on my own misadventures and getting back to the point where you actually look forward to…
12 reasons why being a single in summer rocks
. It’s a bitch being single in winter. You have to crawl out of bed and make your own hot drinks. If the boiler breaks down you have to call British Gas instead of just…
Old perverts
The old perverts I have a friend. Or perhaps I should say an old friend. He is both older and someone from the past. In an attempt at transparency I must add at this point…
The friendzone insult
So to put this guy into perspective we went on 1 date over 5 years ago. He asked and I didn’t see a reason to say no. I should have considered the obvious issues;…
Signs of a crush
Beforehand you thought they were just ok but now they’re actually beautiful to you You think about how your names will look together You ask yourself profound questions like how would he get on with…
Is he the one?
We could argue that there isn’t a THE ONE. That there are many ones. That some of us will settle for he’ll do, let’s keep it moving. A lot of people ask how I will…
Mr Marcus and the syphilis
I’ll keep it short and sweet. I’m angry. Porn as I know it has been compromised and no one messes with the sanctity of porn. BBC Pack Here’s the deal. There are a number of…
Does Dick size matter?
Sometimes you have to sit down and ask yourself some life defining questions. Why am I here? Will I be a good mother? Why am I such a size queen? Does dick size matter? Hmmmmm…….…
The single childless woman
You still don’t have kids!! I called an old friend last week after 2 years of no contact. Like me he is divorced. Unlike he me has a child. I discovered that he got married…