My singletini election manifesto
As some of you know I’ve had issues with my Council over the postal voting. Between them and Royal Mail I didn’t get it then I was expected to take time off work to go…
Bitter BJ
How did I get into a Bitter BJ situation you ask? Well, I went on a date with a dude who seemed interested in getting to know me. I know, you can see where this…
Sweetcorn Express Sex
A few months ago there was a post on Facebook about sweetcorn express. Sweetcorn that you could heat in 1 minute. We were all confused. What was wrong with tinned sweetcorn that we needed microwavable…
The green banana
The green banana boy I spoke to a friend of mine the other day about my love of plantain. They suggested I try green banana as it’s healthier. I promptly ventured into Fulham to find…
The birthday balloon
The birthday balloon: So the other day I was at a birthday party with my friend Linda. It was a slightly older crowd with kids so kind of like a mini wedding. These are the…
My African Valentine
As you know my precious Valentine’s Day has been a series of curses for a while now. You can go through and read all of my V day disasters from the disappearing one to the…
The cracked lips experience
Last week I met up with an old friend. He’s really old. Like 90s friend old when we were all pretending to be American and cool old. I don’t really like meeting with old…
New Year Matchmaking
New Year Matchmaking: So towards the end of the year I met a guy. Not true, I’d met him the previous year but as the Christmas parties begin we know that introverts come out…
New Year 2015
This will be short and sweet as I’ve given up new year’s resolutions as a new year’s resolution but, I do feel that as it’s the first Monday of the year I have to put…
My dating year in review.
Fuck Facebook and their year in review. It tells me what I already know: My dating year was pretty piss poor. The few and far between this year haven’t helped me. Most of my dating…