The Benefits Fraud
The Benefits Fraud After The Smell I was ready to avoid Battersea altogether but then 3 things worked in the next guy’s favour. 1) He was cute. I’m a sucker for that Notting hill/ bloc…
My last internet date (aka why I’m on a permanent break)
It all started on match.com. (Can I sue for distress?) I met a guy called John, 34, a banker from Zanzibar, 6’2 and keen. This wasn’t my usual 50+ white guy from Holland/Germany/Austria. Anyway we…
My Funny Valentine
There is something rather special when you meet someone and they sell themselves as a traveller, a business man, a lover of romance. Their vision for the future is exciting and their sense of humour…
Mr. Deleted
So I meet him online and we click. He’s uber intelligent and witty with hot photos to boot. Yeah I can be superficial. Sue me. Anyhoo I ask the question anything on your profile that…
Ladies – what to avoid
There are a number of my friends whom I love dearly but they drive me mad with their complaints about their men. Let’s face it none of us are perfect and men particularly so but….neither…
14 tips for a long lasting Valentine’s
As I have no chance of a Valentine this year I have decided that my gift will have to be tips to the next man. So here it is my Valentines 14 tips for my…
Perfectly valid reasons to have meaningless sex
16. He’s a celebrity. Well, he has a fan page on facebook. It counts. 17. You don’t want the condoms to expire unused 18. You just found out your ex is having sex. How dare…
Thank You Guys…
So I know I write a lot about the dodgy men I date, almost date or run screaming from but as Thanksgiving looms I want to thank all of the men that help keep hope…
THE CUBAN
The Cuban I’m not sure how many of these I will write my precious but 2009 has been a particular eventful year for dating These are in no particular order and I’m reluctant to grade…
Hold it in
Hello. Just another column to make sure you are still out there. If you recognise you, sorry!! So I have a new theory on getting a man that’s so simple even I can follow it.…