The proposal The timing
The Proposal The timing It’s 29th of February so women are supposed to propose to the guy? Erm, not during a #datingrecession. Women are not about to buck tradition and get down on one rickety…
The blog starts
So you know when you turn up to those business networking do da things and they tell you that everyone is going to have to do a 60 second pitch? And you’re standing there thinking…
Thank you and update
Sex Etiquette ABC Hello my Precious, We have reached the end of the 30 day challenge and I’m going to miss blogging about random things from proposing (not looking good for my 29th February proposal.…
Once upon a time
Once upon a time What better way to end than with the beginning? Once upon a time there was a thirty something year old princess who lived in a shoebox. The recession had yet to…
The cock call
The cock call Last night I was booty called. Yes I know my precious I’m appalled too. Not because it shouldn’t happen but because this is a guy I haven’t heard from in 3 weeks,…
My life in porn
The opening scene My first memory of porn was when I was 9 or 10 playing football on a field near our house. There were some woods and something special had been found there. OMG…
You know you’ve been Friend Zoned
So recently I was listening to yet another guy I thought I was getting to know talk about some woman he really liked but she was giving him mixed messages and what did I think…
The tool
The tool There are many useless appliances in my flat such as the hand held blender, 5 different heat stylers and the iron that barely get used. But I have never owned a power drill.…
My Lent Dilemma
WARNING THESE RAMBLINGS ARE ALL ABOUT ME!! (but then, aren’t they always? Hmmm) The hedonist in me means I tend to follow those things that I enjoy and for whatever reason Lent is a nostalgic…
The Crazy Wait
The Crazy Wait I recently got sent this text conversation (thanks @chicbeautyblog) between a girl who had slept with a guy called Kevin and then texts him asking him out again. She then text stalked…