The cock call
The cock call Last night I was booty called. Yes I know my precious I’m appalled too. Not because it shouldn’t happen but because this is a guy I haven’t heard from in 3 weeks,… The cock call
My life in porn
The opening scene My first memory of porn was when I was 9 or 10 playing football on a field near our house. There were some woods and something special had been found there. OMG… My life in porn
You know you’ve been Friend Zoned
So recently I was listening to yet another guy I thought I was getting to know talk about some woman he really liked but she was giving him mixed messages and what did I think… You know you’ve been Friend Zoned
My Lent Dilemma
WARNING THESE RAMBLINGS ARE ALL ABOUT ME!! (but then, aren’t they always? Hmmm) The hedonist in me means I tend to follow those things that I enjoy and for whatever reason Lent is a nostalgic… My Lent Dilemma
The Crazy Wait
The Crazy Wait I recently got sent this text conversation (thanks @chicbeautyblog) between a girl who had slept with a guy called Kevin and then texts him asking him out again. She then text stalked… The Crazy Wait
The Perfect Date
The Perfect Date So we keep on meeting and we flirt but not too openly because that would be crass and I’m a lady. Yes I said it. Who knows who else he has in… The Perfect Date
The weak arse excuses list
So here is the thing; no matter how amazing you are (and you are amazing my precious) at some point you will be subjected to some or all of the excuses on this list. Yes… The weak arse excuses list
Running in heels
Sometimes we go through things that teach us lessons and remind us of who our friends are. If you haven’t already read the male friend I suggest you have a quick squizz. Mine came 2… Running in heels
The Sketchy Date
The Sketchy Date So I met a guy on a mutual friend’s Facebook thread. He said something vaguely witty, I made a comment about his name and before you know it a friend request was… The Sketchy Date