Lessons from Catfish
So last week I had the flu. I thought it was man flu but then was informed by a man that man flu cannot happen to a ) women and b) single people so I…
Un-beyonce-weavable
Beyonce loses weave and causes economic chaos I write with sad news today as word reaches us that one of the goddesses of the weave took it out and (gulp) posted a photo of herself…
Old perverts
The old perverts I have a friend. Or perhaps I should say an old friend. He is both older and someone from the past. In an attempt at transparency I must add at this point…
the marriage debate
So I’ve figured it out. It’s only taken me 30 years – yeah I’m 30 this week. Who knows what age I will be next week. Anyway I digress. Back in the olden days marriage…
My Brown Sugar
I love this movie despite duck lip monotone Taye Diggs because it’s all about a woman who fell in love with Hip Hop. She took that passion and turned it into her work. She took…
Single Boring Female
Single Boring Female. This is a rant. I know I lament about the men a lot but I do talk about other things in my REAL life. To all of those single black women who…
24 hours of WTF?!?
So this guy contacted me accidentally yesterday. We had a brief oopsie! chat and I didn’t think anything of it. Oh fuck it you read it and tell me if it’s not weird. HIM: I…
My new nemesis
My new nemesis So remember I used to have a work nemesis way back in the days I had work? Well there is a new one. A man whose hatred of me is equalled only…
Leave Louis Walsh Alone
OK so all over my timeline people have been bitching about Louis Walsh. I for one would like to stand up for Louis. He is just doing his job. Being Simon’s bitch isn’t easy but…
Soho Screamer part 3 – Traffic People
So the dress that was taken in for DNA testing. It was fuchsia (not red PC Kent) and was the one dress I knew I could rely on to cover Maxine my budda belly without…