Stop moaning Theo Walcott
Stop moaning Theo Walcott So this morning I wake up and twitter isn’t saying much so I decide to see what’s trending. And out pops Theo Walcott. I won’t lie my precious. He’s not my cuppa. Good footballer but he needs to grow some balls first. Or some facial hair. He’s too damn pretty. Apparently […]
The Black Body Beautiful Updated
To read the first piece done written last June please click here! UPDATE: So I wrote this last June and I never got a call back. I don’t think the last time the photographer saw me he thought he could photoshop out Maxine Saj, my Budda Belly. She’s a fighter bless her, I’ll give her […]
My Bra bubble burst
A-Sexy B is for Bra So for a long time I lived a lie. I thought I was a 34B and happily went around telling people that I was the average size for women. I don’t know why this was so important but I think too much Just 17, Mizz, More and girl’s only schools […]
Running in heels
Sometimes we go through things that teach us lessons and remind us of who our friends are. If you haven’t already read the male friend I suggest you have a quick squizz. Mine came 2 years ago after the Whitney Houston concert. Already low I listened to my ipod humming badly to Bobby Mcferrin’s ‘Common […]
The Lashes Date
So the Monday morning after a hectic weekend of socialising and networking I get a text message: [Hey Buddy how’s it going?] BUDDY!?! I asked who it was and he asked if I didn’t remember our passionate kiss at the bar on Friday? Hmmm, I put my thinking cap on, searched through my phone photos […]
The fashion hoarding optimist
Every time I read a magazine in Spring they are advising me to clear out my wardrobe and throw out anything you haven’t worn in 6 months. 6 months! I have new clothes that I haven’t worn in 3 years. Damn I still have my first Levis jacket from aged 15. I still have my […]
The black body beautiful
I’ve signed up to do a nude photoshoot. I know I know my precious I shouldn’t make bets or say yes to anything when under the influence of alcohol, sugar or romantic comedies. But it sounded like a great idea at the time! So I meet a guy on twitter through another guy I barely […]
My Elusive Relationship: Hair Salons
Enough about being single and the hunt for husband number 2. There is another relationship that has eluded me forever and it just won’t stop. Yes my precious, it’s more elusive that that of good regular sex and a guy who knows how to cook dinner. My elusive relationship gets to the roots of who […]
My Pretty Woman Moment
So today I had a Julia “Vivienne” Roberts moment. There are scenes from the film Pretty Woman that are imprinted on my mind. The bit where she(Vivienne) is in the red dress at the opera, the bit where he(Gere) climbs the fire escape, that hotel piano scene or where she’s walking towards his car and […]
