The Jill Scott moment
As so many of you are at Jill Scott tonight (12/07/23) I thought I’d post an early #TBT from 2011 Let me start from the beginning. I met him on Facebook. The problem with this…
The grill guy
I was out one night with friends celebrating my cousin’s birthday. For some strange reason I was having a Mary Quant week and had turned up in a 60s psychedelic chick dress, boots and a…
The Waiter
As a pivotal birthday was looming I realised that my life plan had gone remarkably wrong. I was in the middle of an amicable divorce, wasn’t making any money and was heavier than anyone my…
Watford Gap
Watford Gap I wasn’t going to write about this one but then he spotted some of my posts on Facebook and insisted that I didn’t write about him. So I’m promptly ignoring him I met…
The 3sum
The 3sum So, picture it: Two gym-going Jamaican uncles in their 50s invite me over for dinner. Said they’d cook. Sounded simple enough, right? Wrong. Sis, this wasn’t dinner—it was a dick appointment in disguise.…
I keep on fallin’
AHe was tall, dark and African arrogant with a vulnerable smile. I met him at a social mixer and I put on my best flirt face. Yes, I can fake it when necessary my precious.…
The dating duo
The dating duo Although I’ve dated a lot it’s an exhausting and time consuming activity at the worst of times. There’s all that getting ready, then chatting nonsense on the phone, making arrangements then actually…
The Pencil date
The Pencil date So there was a time whilst internet dating thatI thought that like so many others I would give Plenty of Fish a go. It’s free, it’s active and it has the highest…
The virtual dick
We met on one of those adult friend sites. I know my precious, but, he was hot. He told me he was well hung and sent text pictures to validate his claims. Oh, and he…
Flying without wings
Flying without wings Sometimes the joy of internet dating is like the joy of eating out. Sometimes you want a good home cook meal that someone else has cooked or a fancy restaurant and sometimes…