The Train Drain

The train drain Let me set the scene: It’s a Wednesday evening, the train is late and I’m 548 days into my celibacy sentence So normally I take the train home with my Train Hubby but, ever since our disagreements over Brexit voting it’s not been the same. I endeavour to take the early trains […]

Wing Woman Woes

Last night I met one of my besties for tapas and a long overdue catch up. (OK ..eff you judgemental lot. Yes I had paella and tapas because tapas isn’t a meal! It’s overpriced starters in way too little bowls.) Afterwards we ended up at Grace Bar because they played 20 seconds of one song […]

Back to Tinder Dating

9th May 2016 I’d just had another birthday party and realised, I needed to get my arse in gear and get on this dating thing hard. Tinder dating. So late last night I signed back onto tinder. Bestie and I giggled over profiles and cooed over others. Some were just so damn outrageous that we […]

The Christmas Party specials

‘Tis the season for the christmas party of shame. The party where you are provided with free booze and an opportunity to hug the office hottie that little bit too closely. I managed to get close to Work Crush over a tub of Celebrations. It’s a time to utilise every little chance to get your […]

The ex distress

  So there is this new phenomenon where men think they’ll try to be honest. They thing that it’s cute. Or refreshing. But, it must stop. From telling women that you wish you could rape them to wanting them to carry their seed, it’s beyond what is deemed appropriate. Where is the perspective? Not everything […]

8 Signs you’re dating crackhead (addict)

8 Signs that you may be dating crackhead (addict) Just to be clear; I don’t have enough knowledge on drugs to know the difference between crack / crystal meth/ speed etc. What I do know from experience is that addicts, from alcohol to gambling and now drugs are sneaky, selfish and likely to make you […]