Frogs and Fuckeries by Chelsea Black
12th February 2021….Frogs and Fuckeries by Chelsea Black Frogs and Fuckeries is all about my dating misadventures on Bumble, PoF and Tinder. Yes we’ve all been there but how many frogs does one have to kiss or miss to find a decent date? A lot apparently. Yes, just in time for a Valentine’s weekend read. […]
Dear Santa 2016
Dear Santa, Me again. Yes I know I said that if you gave me a banging body, a phone that works and a better job that I wouldn’t ask you for anything else but, Santa, you’re killing me with the online dating? What’s the deal with all the duds on there? Are you not filtering […]
10 signs you may not be a tinder match
Signs you may not be a tinder match just from your photos: 1) Sedated lion, tiger, snake. Let them be free an wild! 2) Photos with children that you didn’t birth. Why are they online with you when your 3-8 aren’t anywhere to be seen? 3) Photos with you outside a car. Is it yours […]
My 3 Tinder Golden Rules

3 Tinder Golden Rules Ok so it has been a hell of a dating ride. When I set up this #40daydating challenge I thought to myself that I wasn’t going to get more than 10 days and I’ve already had 7 (yeah I left when Hot Gym Dude was late but, it counts. I was […]
Back to Tinder Dating
9th May 2016 I’d just had another birthday party and realised, I needed to get my arse in gear and get on this dating thing hard. Tinder dating. So late last night I signed back onto tinder. Bestie and I giggled over profiles and cooed over others. Some were just so damn outrageous that we […]