come dine with me
Come Dine with Me I have a secret shame. Sometimes when I’m meant to be working I will go onto Channel 4 instead and watch crap like Come Dine with Me, Supersize vs Superskinny and…
The Courgette
6 months after the incident I found a bag stashed away and wondered what it was. There I found a shrivelled looking scrotum thing which was actually a courgette. It brought back memories of a…
The copycat
This is a break from the norm to talk about a creature that has decided to treat my blogs as the blueprint for hers. Remember in school how we would complain about someone copying and…
WARNING!!
Hello my precious, This weekend I travel home to Africa to celebrate the 90th and 80th birthdays of my grandparents. Blessed to have 3 of 4 grandparents still on this planet.And my goddaughter’s fabulous birthday…
Cameras and Camcorders
A-Sexy: C is for Cameras and camcorders Oh Tulisa! Seriously a sex tape on a blackberry? At first I was a little disappointed. Not just at the tape but from what I heard about her…
Cheating and getting Caught
A-Sexy: C is for Caught Here are my favourite episodes of catching the idiots out when they’ve cheated or when they’re planning to cheat using me as the other woman: 1) When the doctor told…
Cheaters
Cheating part 1 A – Sexy: C is for Cheaters So apparently Cheaters UK the programme is coming to a screen near you. I was shocked. People are still cheating in this day and age?…
Dear Cupid
A-Sexy: C is for Cupid Dear Cupid, So I am an old romantic at heart. Don’t screw up your face like that dear. If you were to see my collection of books and DVDs you…
C is for Cute
C is for Cute A woman that is described as cute. This means she is usually short, sexy but in a more girl next door 10 extra pounds or has gamine look and still doable…
The insecure couple
A-Sexy: C is for Couple part 3 Some relationships aren’t that strong. Or some women are not that secure in the relationship. So even a whiff of a single woman near their precious man and…