Warning: Creepy men and the friendzone
Sometimes women can be too nice to avoid confrontation and nearly always, no, always it literally comes back to bite you on the buttocks. If you know or feel that a man is a creepy…
7 Reasons I love to cinema alone
eating popcorn 7 Reasons I love to cinema alone. I confess that I’m a movie moaner which is why I don’t cinema often but when I do I tend to cinema alone. I can’t be…
#metoo
#RandomThought Me If I was a famous man I would just put my hands up and say I’ve been a dick before all of the women I’ve ever met start telling truths about me. I…
archive revisted winter warmer blues
Chelsea Black 3 November 2010 · Winter Warmer Blues Now as we all now summer is the ultimate in finding the WW. Yes my precious the Winter Warmer. The guy we don’t mind sharing the…
7 ways to say NO to a date
The other day I was asked out by a guy who, to put it kindly, is so not my type. A smoking uncle dude with a pregnant for 5 month with twins belly, chronic health…
The Debenham’s Card Debacle
So this was completely my fault. I was off to watch Billy Oceanwho was at London Palladium tonight and yes, I could have stayed at the Plantation past 4 O’clock but, for what? Instead I…
Digging Deep male gold digger
Dating is a glorious activity but, like all fairy tales with quests there are villains. So recently the question of gold diggers has come up: The Male gold digger. They exist! Remember Mel B’s ex?…
Roadrunner aka the leggings
Disclaimer: I’m not hot. I just have a butt and a penchant for wearing leggings. Roadrunners are a new phenomenon. Unfortunately the leggings of 16th March 2017 have special powers and have not been reduced…
The Train Drain
The train drain Let me set the scene: It’s a Wednesday evening, the train is late and I’m 548 days into my celibacy sentence So normally I take the train home with my Train Hubby…
Dear Santa 2016
Dear Santa, Me again. Yes I know I said that if you gave me a banging body, a phone that works and a better job that I wouldn’t ask you for anything else but, Santa,…