Cunnilingus part 2 Only pussies don’t
Cunnilingus, going down, eating pussy….Now let’s tackle some of the Bullshit excuses we women hear. Here are the top 5 you will come across. 1) I just don’t do that Difficult to argue with this…
Cunnilingus sucks
A – Sexy. C is for Cunnilingus First of all let’s get over whatever hang ups you have. Why you think oral sex sucks. It’s more than boring now to hear about the one time…
come dine with me part 2
Come dine with me part 2 And then I thought about the reasons I probably shouldn’t go on it. I’m no shrinking violet but it wasn’t looking good. Who knew there were so many! 1) …
come dine with me
Come Dine with Me I have a secret shame. Sometimes when I’m meant to be working I will go onto Channel 4 instead and watch crap like Come Dine with Me, Supersize vs Superskinny and…
The Courgette
6 months after the incident I found a bag stashed away and wondered what it was. There I found a shrivelled looking scrotum thing which was actually a courgette. It brought back memories of a…
The copycat
This is a break from the norm to talk about a creature that has decided to treat my blogs as the blueprint for hers. Remember in school how we would complain about someone copying and…
Cameras and Camcorders
A-Sexy: C is for Cameras and camcorders Oh Tulisa! Seriously a sex tape on a blackberry? At first I was a little disappointed. Not just at the tape but from what I heard about her…
Cheating and getting Caught
A-Sexy: C is for Caught Here are my favourite episodes of catching the idiots out when they’ve cheated or when they’re planning to cheat using me as the other woman: 1) When the doctor told…
Cheaters
Cheating part 1 A – Sexy: C is for Cheaters So apparently Cheaters UK the programme is coming to a screen near you. I was shocked. People are still cheating in this day and age?…
Dear Cupid
A-Sexy: C is for Cupid Dear Cupid, So I am an old romantic at heart. Don’t screw up your face like that dear. If you were to see my collection of books and DVDs you…