The Battersea Smell
The Battersea Smell There are clues to look for when you are internet dating. Old worn photos from another era, claims of a height under 5’9 (everyone knows men add 2-4 inches onto everything) and…
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My last internet date (aka why I’m on a permanent break)
It all started on match.com. (Can I sue for distress?) I met a guy called John, 34, a banker from Zanzibar, 6’2 and keen. This wasn’t my usual 50+ white guy from Holland/Germany/Austria. Anyway we…
My Funny Valentine
There is something rather special when you meet someone and they sell themselves as a traveller, a business man, a lover of romance. Their vision for the future is exciting and their sense of humour…
14 tips for a long lasting Valentine’s
As I have no chance of a Valentine this year I have decided that my gift will have to be tips to the next man. So here it is my Valentines 14 tips for my…
THE CUBAN
The Cuban I’m not sure how many of these I will write my precious but 2009 has been a particular eventful year for dating These are in no particular order and I’m reluctant to grade…
Why???
So let’s get this straight dude I can’t cook I can’t clean, For 5 days of the month I’m actually quite mean I don’t think your jobs smart. I don’t care about cars I hate…