The package flight
WARNING: I am writing this from a private beach in Talum so expect plenty of errors! So close friends decided to spend a month in Mexico this august. I agreed to meet them for a couple of weeks. The flight options were limited. I hate transfers and British airways were showing 2 transfers. How is one […]
Win a free divorce
So remember I wrote back on this appalling site a few weeks back? It’s gotten worse. Yes they’re back and promoting their site hard. Now you don’t just have a discrete affair but they’ll pay for the consequent divorce when you get caught? That said I don’t want to deny those of you in dire […]
The Summer Cull
The Summer Cull So I’ve started to feel like my facebook and twitter relationships are marred by too many people in one space. Surely I’m missing out on great potential relationships and interactions because I’m being irritated by a whole load of clutter?I’ve also been slightly freaked out by the tales of the Facebook rapist […]
The Neighbour and the orangutan
The neighbour and the orang-utan I didn’t want to think it but the more it happens the more I know that my neighbour ignores me when his girlfriend is there. I don’t get it. I don’t flirt, he doesn’t flirt and yet when they are together he ignores me? Hmmmm Neighbour’s sofa is positioned in […]
You’re over your virtual crush when
As you all know I’m notorious for my crushes and infatuations. I know you would think I would know better but alas a great conversation, flirtation or even argument can get me jumping to visualisations of our pending nuptials. What can I say my precious I’m a leaper. But when it’s over it really is […]
the singles mixer part 2
The singles mixer part 2 Ok so I’ve said something positive about the men. I know it hurt me more than it did you my precious. I don’t typically like to say anything positive about a man unless it involves chocolate or sex and in this case it involved neither! But back to the women […]
DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION
DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION SPAM So I was clearing out my spam as per usual on a Friday night when I came across this email. I had to share any email titled Divorce is not an option. I guess it isn’t an option if you want to stay happily married? The Advert If you’re […]
