The package flight
The Package Flight: WARNING! I am writing this from a private beach in Talum so expect plenty of errors! So close friends decided to spend a month in Mexico this august. I agreed to meet…
Win a free divorce
.So remember I wrote back on this appalling site a few weeks back? It’s gotten worse. Yes they’re back and promoting their site hard. Now you don’t just have a discrete affair but they’ll pay…
The Summer Cull
The Summer Cull So I’ve started to feel like my facebook and twitter relationships are marred by too many people in one space. Surely I’m missing out on great potential relationships and interactions because I’m…
The Neighbour and the orangutan
The neighbour and the orangutan I didn’t want to think it but the more it happens the more I know that my neighbour ignores me when his girlfriend is there. I don’t get it. I…
You’re over your virtual crush when
As you all know I’m notorious for my crushes and infatuations. I know you would think I would know better but alas a great conversation, flirtation or even argument can get me jumping to visualisations…
the singles mixer part 2
The singles mixer part 2 Ok so I’ve said something positive about the men. I know it hurt me more than it did you my precious. I don’t typically like to say anything positive about…
DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION
DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION SPAM So I was clearing out my spam as per usual on a Friday night when I came across this email. I had to share any email titled Divorce is…
Apartment 58
Apartment 58 OK so my friend invited me to this champagne event at a new private members club and suddenly I remembered that I had always wanted to join one. I just haven’t found the…
Sun Garden Me
Sun garden me So in the 4 years that I’ve been living in the garden I’ve only been out in the garden….twice. I know these are terrible stats especially as when I was sold the…
The promoter part 2
I don’t like being made to wait to get into an empty club. I don’t like it when people forget that I’m the one paying for a service. And most of all I dislike people…