Soho screamer part 2 – The police
Continued from Soho Screamer Part 1 So the next day I’ve updated my Facebook page about what happened. I’m encouraged by friends to report it. I can’t be bothered. I just want to put it…
Soho screamer part 1
A typical Saturday night Last Saturday didn’t start well. I went to a wedding expo. I was already traumatised. But that was by women. I bounce back. I’m resilient to the effects of lace and…
F is for Fairweather Friends
So the other day I was in Waterstones waiting for an event to kick off when I picked up a Grazia. Not something I ever read to be honest as I can’t stand magazines with…
The blue shoe break-in
So this has happened twice already this year. I’m rushing out of the flat in heels that I shouldn’t really be allowed to wear and a dress held together by a wing and a prayer…
Patience
Patience – a 5 minute poem No this isn’t about a favourite song from Take That Oh another poem about me fighting the fat Patience is a virtue I never understood Apparently you need to…
The birds and the cats
So yesterday as I was rushing out to a late lunch my neighbour’s kid was on the steps. He wanted to tell me about his trip to the big zoo. He saw gorillas and had…
The Twix tricks
Dear Supermarket Man, I’ll keep this short because I know you’re busy what with the school holidays almost over and the children about to be released back in the wild. It is with grave regret…
X Factor – why Mel B is Scary Spice
I remember when the Spice Girls came out. Well, we are still waiting for Sporty or Posh to come out but that’s a whole other blog (everyone knows that you can’t have a girl or…
Milk man – The Olympic legacy part 1
Milk man – The Olympic legacy part 1 I was having a Southbank lunch with one of my besties the other day when he told me that he had asked a mixed race person where…
The Bolt – Olympic Legacy part 2
The Bolt – Olympic Legacy part 2 The other night (Tuesday) I was walking home after a late supper. It was just before midnight and Anita Baker and I were contemplating some high notes on…