Dear Wives with cheating husbands
Dear Wives with cheating husbands, This is like one of those open letter things that celebrities write to other celebrities to ride on their PR except I’m writing to all of you in one hit…
Wanted: One Winter Warmer
So winter is here already although still a little muggy and humid when you’re not looking. You know what time it is, my precious. Time to find that winter warmer. I thought I’d already…
Guardian Soulmates
Guardian Soulmates I’m not a GS virgin. Last time was a nightmare of guys from new East London who rode bicycles and asked me about my political views, talked about their gap year work in…
How did you meet?
So how did you meet ? This is a question asked by thousands of hopeful single women looking for the answer to their own desperate dating situation. Ok less desperate and more barren wasteland of…
Brixton Bleach
Brixton Bleach: I need to start by saying I don’t go into the hell that is Brixton without some serious prep. I’m not stupid and this gentrification hasn’t really stretched to the dodgy junction of…
The wake up call
The wake up call The wake up call: So this morning was my day off work. Not only hav I been recovering from jetlag but I’ve never really been a morning person. So when I…
The package flight
The Package Flight: WARNING! I am writing this from a private beach in Talum so expect plenty of errors! So close friends decided to spend a month in Mexico this august. I agreed to meet…
Closing a chapter aka The American Nightmare aka The narcissist
So remember I told you about the American Dream ? Well typically it didn’t end well. Narcissists never do though, right? I really thought it would be different this time. We’d even set a wedding…
Dating broke and why I don’t
I’ve been thinking about why I don’t really enjoy dating broke dudes. People assume that it makes you a gold digger when you really just don’t want to support another adult’s grocery bills. I actually…
Saturday night in
Saturday night in: There is this myth that being at home on a Saturday shows that you don’t have a social life. That you have failed as a dater. I rebuke this as quiet often…