The Benefits Fraud
The Benefits Fraud After The Smell I was ready to avoid Battersea altogether but then 3 things worked in the next guy’s favour. 1) He was cute. I’m a sucker for that Notting hill/ bloc… The Benefits Fraud
The Battersea Smell
The Battersea Smell There are clues to look for when you are internet dating. Old worn photos from another era, claims of a height under 5’9 (everyone knows men add 2-4 inches onto everything) and… The Battersea Smell
My last internet date (aka why I’m on a permanent break)
It all started on match.com. (Can I sue for distress?) I met a guy called John, 34, a banker from Zanzibar, 6’2 and keen. This wasn’t my usual 50+ white guy from Holland/Germany/Austria. Anyway we… My last internet date (aka why I’m on a permanent break)
My Funny Valentine
There is something rather special when you meet someone and they sell themselves as a traveller, a business man, a lover of romance. Their vision for the future is exciting and their sense of humour… My Funny Valentine
Mr. Deleted
So I meet him online and we click. He’s uber intelligent and witty with hot photos to boot. Yeah I can be superficial. Sue me. Anyhoo I ask the question anything on your profile that isn’t true? This has become a standard internet date question as it avoids protests months down the line that they do it to avoid being stalked or women finding out their real identify. Like I really think their mothers named them Drlove. So he admits to being married.
Ladies – what to avoid
There are a number of my friends whom I love dearly but they drive me mad with their complaints about their men. Let’s face it none of us are perfect and men particularly so but….neither are we ladies. Yes I said it. So here are your 14 valentine’s tips for longer lasting relationships. And yes, I used to have them!!
14 tips for a long lasting Valentine’s
As I have no chance of a Valentine this year I have decided that my gift will have to be tips to the next man. So here it is my Valentines 14 tips for my Fubo. (future boyfriend) that I think will help keep me and most women sweet and loving.
Perfectly valid reasons to have meaningless sex
16. He’s a celebrity. Well, he has a fan page on facebook. It counts.
17. You don’t want the condoms to expire unused
18. You just found out your ex is having sex. How dare he after only…..6 months!!
Thank You Guys…
So I know I write a lot about the dodgy men I date, almost date or run screaming from but as Thanksgiving looms I want to thank all of the men that help keep hope… Thank You Guys…
One Bad Apple
Worst dates you ask? One bad date stands head and shoulders above the rest. Well not head and shoulders as he is short but…..the blue ribbon goes to Mr Porsche. We were introduced by a… One Bad Apple