The 8 stages of crushing
Hi, My name is Chelsea Black and, I’m a crusher So as some of you know I’m a serial crusher. I crush, I’m in love and then suddenly I’m over it. That’s when I noticed… The 8 stages of crushing
Mr Waterstones
So yesterday a friend buzzed me for an impromptu brunch in South Kensington. Still in bed I threw on one of my Africa t shirts, leggings and glittery uggs and ran to meet her. Good… Mr Waterstones
Frenemies and the ex
So a few months ago I ‘dated’ a dude who looked good on paper. You know, good looking, educated, working, had a phone contract? And then we broke up because you know, he thought lying… Frenemies and the ex
What is nigistence
A lot of you ask me what is Nigistence and so I’ve taken the time to explain. The art of persistence in the art of constant rejection. These men have turned Hollywood fervour into an… What is nigistence
Fear of single
Fear of single So as I’ve accrued more and more singletini time (sorry my precious but I’m at work looking at boring annual leave spread sheets) I’ve noticed that certain people in your life start… Fear of single
The new neighbour
The new neighbour The new neighbour started out like most new meets. Friday was my birthday eve and I was on my way to the Mike and Mechanics concert. Don’t judge my precious, Andrew Roachford… The new neighbour
Sweetcorn Express Sex
A few months ago there was a post on Facebook about sweetcorn express. Sweetcorn that you could heat in 1 minute. We were all confused. What was wrong with tinned sweetcorn that we needed microwavable… Sweetcorn Express Sex
The birthday balloon
The birthday balloon: So the other day I was at a birthday party with my friend Linda. It was a slightly older crowd with kids so kind of like a mini wedding. These are the… The birthday balloon
My African Valentine
As you know my precious Valentine’s Day has been a series of curses for a while now. You can go through and read all of my V day disasters from the disappearing one to the… My African Valentine