The Kings Road Scrub
People don’t understand the perils of walking the streets of London sometimes. It may not be dangerous but there are all sorts of nuisances on the streets, my precious. I’m convinced I’ve met most of… The Kings Road Scrub
The 8 stages of crushing
Hi, My name is Chelsea Black and, I’m a crusher So as some of you know I’m a serial crusher. I crush, I’m in love and then suddenly I’m over it. That’s when I noticed… The 8 stages of crushing
Mr Waterstones
So yesterday a friend buzzed me for an impromptu brunch in South Kensington. Still in bed I threw on one of my Africa t shirts, leggings and glittery uggs and ran to meet her. Good… Mr Waterstones
Hotepery aka Mr Seven Sisters
On Saturday I was having a fabulous day. The weather was perfect, I’d caught up with Baba Black and, there was both Africa Writes AND BFM Film Festival that day. London at its finest. I… Hotepery aka Mr Seven Sisters
Frenemies and the ex
So a few months ago I ‘dated’ a dude who looked good on paper. You know, good looking, educated, working, had a phone contract? And then we broke up because you know, he thought lying… Frenemies and the ex
What is nigistence
A lot of you ask me what is Nigistence and so I’ve taken the time to explain. The art of persistence in the art of constant rejection. These men have turned Hollywood fervour into an… What is nigistence
Rant The new age travelling wasteman
So as many of you recall I had a strange houseguest last weekend. I’m not one for houseguests my precious. I request that all one night stands leave by breakfast time especially if they have… Rant The new age travelling wasteman
Fear of single
Fear of single So as I’ve accrued more and more singletini time (sorry my precious but I’m at work looking at boring annual leave spread sheets) I’ve noticed that certain people in your life start… Fear of single
The new neighbour
The new neighbour The new neighbour started out like most new meets. Friday was my birthday eve and I was on my way to the Mike and Mechanics concert. Don’t judge my precious, Andrew Roachford… The new neighbour
