In the Black – Y the Y fronts?
In the Black – Y the Y fronts?: Sorry my precious but I’ve been REALLY busy. I mean hectic. I haven’t done any washing in a month and the hoover is more modern art than…
Pay as You Go Dating
Ok, confession time. Hi, my name is Chelsea and…..I can no longer date guys with pay as you go (PAYG) phones. It may sound harsh but here’s an ABC of why it just doesn’t work…
Hold it in
Hello. Just another column to make sure you are still out there. If you recognise you, sorry!! So I have a new theory on getting a man that’s so simple even I can follow it.…
Dear Santa
Dear Santa Now, I know, (like lots of men) when I talk, you sometimes don’t hear everything I say; but PLEASE, after last years Christmas Prayer I really feel that I am going to have…
My Alternative Girlfriend
I know, I know my precious. I’ve been AWOL for the longest time but with VERY good reason. Keep this between us but…I’m on the run. Not from the law or amazingly a man, no…
My Pretty Woman Moment
My Pretty Woman Moment So today I had a Julia “Vivienne” Roberts moment. There are scenes from the film Pretty Woman that are imprinted on my mind. The bit where she(Vivienne) is in the red…
In the Black – My Not So Funny Valentine
Ok so here’s is the deal. I tend to put a lot of hope and thought into Valentines Day. Don’t ask me why my precious. Even when married, its not like I got more than…
My Christmas Prayer
Every year it’s the same. Every year without fail I start praying. I send a prayer to the big man upstairs asking for a man who will treat me like a queen, spoil me like…
The Porn Files
So, you think that you are adventurous with your one Ann Summers vibrator and a few raunchy novels? Well my precious, no matter how happy a man is he has a history. A PORN history…
The Foodie Call
In the Black – Foodie Call. I’ve finally figured out what you all have known for years. Food and sex are the foundation of any good casual relationship, now more commonly known as the foodie…