Once upon a time
What better way to end than with the beginning? Once upon a time there was a thirty something year old princess who lived in a shoebox. The recession had yet to descend like a fog over London and property prices were swirling out of control. She hadn’t always lived in a shoebox. Oh no my […]
The tool
The tool There are many useless appliances in my flat such as the hand held blender, 5 different heat stylers and the iron that barely get used. But I have never owned a power drill. I thought about buying one but when I looked in Argos they didn’t have any in pink and the others […]
If I were a boy
I’ve always thought what sort of man would I be if I were a man but knowing the things I know as a woman. What would work and what wouldn’t. Let’s face it most men don’t think women are that bright when it comes to interactions so I guess I would assume the same? Not […]
The Butt kick
So there was a time my precious when I couldn’t get a date for love nor money. Separation agreed I still needed to ‘get back out there’ as everyone put it and start the bloody dance of the terrible one liners But back out where? The dating scene had changed beyond my recognition. I, like […]
The Wanker
I have met some interesting characters. Some cute others weird and some so scary that I have their details in a file called Missing in case I ever go missing. Please my precious review this file carefully and submit to the appropriate authorities if ever you lose me. One of these characters was a guy […]
5 reasons NOT to get into a relationship
Don’t get me wrong my precious I love being single but sometimes I question the reasons I have for getting into one. So here are my reasons for NOT getting into a relationship ….despite pressure from your mother. 1) Because you feel sorry for him The pitiful man who tells you his whole sad life […]
A tissue issue
Now as you know I’m not one of those squeamish women who runs at the sight of other people’s fluids or general household dust. Hello! I hate cleaning and I’ve had more than my fair share of nights out that have ended over a porcelain bowl than I can recall. But one thing I will […]
