The Butt kick
The Butt kick So there was a time my precious when I couldn’t get a date for love nor money. Separation agreed I still needed to ‘get back out there’ as everyone put it and… The Butt kick
The Wanker
I have met some interesting characters. Some cute others weird and some so scary that I have their details in a file called Missing in case I ever go missing. Please my precious review this… The Wanker
5 reasons NOT to get into a relationship
Don’t get me wrong my precious I love being single but sometimes I question the reasons I have for getting into one. So here are my reasons for NOT getting into a relationship ….despite pressure from your mother.
1) Because you feel sorry for him
The pitiful man who tells you his whole sad life story is to be avoided. If he tells you he was a loser in his last relationship don’t think he is going to be any different with you. Like the guy I knew who couldn’t maintain a relationship. It soon became apparent why. I thought he was just another funny writer who was having a hard few months. Yes, he had kicked the drug habit but was still living with roommates, had a job in a petrol station and every other story was about him getting wasted on alcohol instead. I heard about his absentee Father and his aspirations for the future but months later ….why wasn’t he doing all the things he said he was going to do? I had to get out! He also thought eating out was too extravagant. He cancelled our date after I suggested a restaurant.
No, tell him you are gifting him space to get himself together before you get involved. Then run for the hills because the chances are he enjoys being a victim more than you enjoy being a healer. And there are only so many outings you can sponsor on a fabulous girl’s budget 😉5 reasons NOT to get into a relationship
A tissue issue
Now as you know I’m not one of those squeamish women who runs at the sight of other people’s fluids or general household dust. Hello! I hate cleaning and I’ve had more than my fair… A tissue issue
My first (sex) date
My first (sex) date Tired of internet dating in my search for Fubo (future boyfriend) I figured why not take a time out and try out these adult sites. So I signed up and was… My first (sex) date
The hot Ribena guy
The hot Ribena guy My favourite non-alcoholic winter beverage is Ribena served hot. I know, it’s a strange thing for a woman to be obsessed with hot Ribena but there is a story there my… The hot Ribena guy
The dog whisperer
The dog whisperer There are guys that play the online dating game with finesse. And then there are those that go for women who haven’t got a clue. I think he was the latter. I… The dog whisperer
Watford Gap
Watford Gap I wasn’t going to write about this one but then he spotted some of my posts on Facebook and insisted that I didn’t write about him. So I’m promptly ignoring him I met… Watford Gap
The virtual dick
We met on one of those adult friend sites. I know my precious, but, he was hot. He told me he was well hung and sent text pictures to validate his claims. Oh, and he… The virtual dick
Flying without wings
Flying without wings Sometimes the joy of internet dating is like the joy of eating out. Sometimes you want a good home cook meal that someone else has cooked or a fancy restaurant and sometimes… Flying without wings
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