The Dial Detox
Whilst everyone is on a diet or detox programme to celebrate the new year, I had a different sort of clear out. Yes my Precious, the home could do with a declutter but, I’m talking… The Dial Detox
Dicktators
Now, I am many things but, a fan of dick pics I am not. Worse is the unsolicited dick pic. We may be friends on facebook because we have 25 mutual friends in common but that doesn’t mean I want to see your little friend or your saggy balls.
Is this 2019?
Is this 2019? The dinner bait It started out so well. I went to meet with one of my clients late on Friday afternoon. So late that dinner hour hit and she suggested we go… Is this 2019?
Tis the ….Dating Christmas 2018
Tis the season to be …..dating Christmas 2018 It’s Christmas and time for the dreaded parties. I have two as there is the work one and then the social one . The work one was… Tis the ….Dating Christmas 2018
Warning: Creepy men and the friendzone
Sometimes women can be too nice to avoid confrontation and nearly always, no, always it literally comes back to bite you on the buttocks. If you know or feel that a man is a creepy… Warning: Creepy men and the friendzone
The Debenham’s Card Debacle
So this was completely my fault. I was off to watch Billy Oceanwho was at London Palladium tonight and yes, I could have stayed at the Plantation past 4 O’clock but, for what? Instead I… The Debenham’s Card Debacle
Digging Deep male gold digger
Dating is a glorious activity but, like all fairy tales with quests there are villains. So recently the question of gold diggers has come up: The Male gold digger. They exist! Remember Mel B’s ex?… Digging Deep male gold digger
Roadrunner aka the leggings
Disclaimer: I’m not hot. I just have a butt and a penchant for wearing leggings. Roadrunners are a new phenomenon. Unfortunately the leggings of 16th March 2017 have special powers and have not been reduced… Roadrunner aka the leggings
The Train Drain
The train drain Let me set the scene: It’s a Wednesday evening, the train is late and I’m 548 days into my celibacy sentence So normally I take the train home with my Train Hubby… The Train Drain
Dear Santa 2016
Dear Santa, Me again. Yes I know I said that if you gave me a banging body, a phone that works and a better job that I wouldn’t ask you for anything else but, Santa,… Dear Santa 2016