My (almost) date with Judge Mathis
This isn’t me chasing a celebrity crush or a married man. This my precious is a tale of a woman owed and almost meeting Judge Mathis. Don’t lend men money! After the breakup dude still…
The joy of no sex
The joy of no sex As most of us enjoy sex the thought of no sex is quite hard to contemplate. I rarely think about it as in a world where you can pop online…
5 ways to make a man disappear part 2
We’re back with part 2 of 5 ways to make a man disappear. What, you mean he’s still there? Try harder my precious, try harder! Smooches Chelsea x 3) Call often Ah the joys of…
5 ways to make a man disappear
5 ways to make a man disappear So clearly dating hasn’t been going well. The most I thought about it the more I realised that I have a super strength that most women lack. I…
2 week crush
The 2 week crush You can see where this one is going by the title alone but, I’ll tell you anyway. So as you know a couple of weeks ago I had a hot and…
The American Dream
The American Dream: Last summer I was in between jobs and naturally started to spend a lot more time on Facebook. There was a group that I’d been a member of for years which has…
Mr Ex Comic
Mr Ex Comic So last year I had a short relationship with a man child. He was a lot younger, even more immature and did this thing where he would disappear or forget things he’d…
My McDreamy?
As some of you are aware I’ve started this consulting role where, sadly, I have to get dressed, leave the house and go into an office. This is my idea of a living hell but,…
The mother back up plan
The mother back up plan: No this isn’t another discussion on the pros and cons of sperm banks. After a conversation on facebook I realise that most of the heteronormative world still aren’t ready for…
POF….again
July and I’ve signed up to a 500 a day writing challenge. (these words don’t count). I’m actually using it as an opportunity to recount more of my dating tales of WTF so please check…