As many of you have heard the Pegging Prince has become a thing. Yes Prince William is reported to love some prostrate pleasure and is stepping outside of his marriage to get it. Why we need to know this much about the legal sexual lives of anyone else is beyond me but, the pegging prince and prostrate pleasure has me thinking what the real scandal is in these headlines and why people are so shocked. Anyway more power to him. This is the most fun story we’ve had since Megan went on Oprah.
Is it gay?
So before some of you go down a rabbit hole of non informed porn, pegging isn’t gay. Enjoying anal sex and / or anal play is not gay unless you like anal sex and or play with another man. He just likes his prostrate massaged by a dick sized / shaped dildo is all. What could be straighter than that! I jest, a lot of straight men enjoy having their arses rimmed, fisted, fingered, pegged. It’s a new age where the power dynamics are more fluid.
It would have been nice to have a gay Royal in this generation I’m sure (side eye Edward) but when you’ve got the Paedo Prince (Andrew) I’m guessing this is way too much sex scandal for the family. But to me the pegging is not the scandal..
The cheating is!
This is where he loses me. It’s not JUST the cheating but the fact that they have been using Harry and Megan to distract the media from his infidelities for a couple of years now. That being said, is it even cheating? Middleton may know about it and co-sign his need to get prostrate pleasure elsewhere.
Cheating royals isn’t news though. I see that he’s taken the typical royal position of posing with his child and focusing on other things but the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree t’would seem. Charles could have given him lessons in discretion.
So many questions
The fun rumour of Prince William cheating because he needs to be pegged raises a few questions for me. Why isn’t Middleton pegging him? Didn’t they have this conversation before they agreed to marriage? Is this a deal breaker type situation where he’s like, I’ll give you kids but I want my bum banged? Or is this a new desire that has just come out and if so, how did he discover it? Is this porn influence? Is this Pron Hub’s and the Pandemic’s fault? Who bought the dildos? What size though William? How does one work out the size one needs? How is Middleton out here leaving her man to service his own prostrate? Did she learn nothing from Coming to America and the line ‘The Royal Penis is clean, Your highness? These things stay between the thick walls of the castles.
Horrah for anal sex
The sex positive is that people may become less freaked out by anal play and sex now. Women and gay men have been telling you for a while that it’s hot. The negative is that the cost of dildos is going to reflect the cost of living hikes. Gosh darn it! I blame the tabloids.
But the thing I curse William for is getting caught by the British media. In today’s world with his security he knows better. Getting caught getting a proverbial itch scratched? That’s just sloppy.
Happy analing!
P.S. I couldn’t bear the thought of a photo of either of them on my blog so er, yeah, I used Megan instead!
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